Raccoon Kidnappage and Wounded Spiders

Here is a picture of Candy, the dog who orchestrated the attack on my room. She and two others went upstairs and into my room while I was gone, peed on my bed and stole my beloved FAO Schwartz plush raccoon puppet and kidnapped him to downstairs, dragging him through dog poop and mud and puddles:



And here is a picture of, what, a CAMEL SPIDER?? IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT??? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Bob, the 7-Legged Terror (Now deceased, death by flipflop):



Sweet dreams, folks.

PS: I would just like to add that I killed the spider reluctantly and with a pang in my chest. I try not to make it a habit of killing critters I'm not going to eat, as most of you know.